Deranged Mind

April 1, 2009

Dumpster Muffin and Other Idiots, Part II

Filed under: News,Society — The Deranged One @ 6:01 pm

Remember the fool tree sitters at UC Berkeley? It seems that one of them didn’t understand the sitting in a tree in Berkeley isn’t quite the same as protesting on the West Bank against the Israelis. He was either in or about a group that was allegedly throwing rocks (where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire) and got smacked in the head with a tear gas canister. His treatment included removal or his frontal lobe and portions of his skull. Will it make a difference? Probably not.

However, I wonder, where does a 38 year old get the financing to be a professional protester and travel the world?

March 9, 2009

David Wilkerson Urgently Warns Re Earth-Shattering Calamity!!!

Filed under: internet,News,Society — The Deranged One @ 8:19 pm

I was doing some housekeeping here on the site and came across this random link in the control panel: David Wilkerson Urgently Warns Re Earth-Shattering Calamity

Oh no, we’re all going to die!!! I couldn’t help but click the link to see what it had to say so I could get my affairs in order. However, I didn’t make it far. I saw the “endtimes” in the URL then glanced over to “about this site” and saw this tidbit:

End Times Visions and Christian prophecy for the church and for the nations from a servant of God called to speak God’s word (Miriam Franklin): bringing prophecies and prophetic words of revelation, warning of End Times apostasy and lukewarm Christianity, and trying to bring people’s hearts, minds and souls back to the Lord their God.

Oh brother.

Anyway, my interest was piqued, so I followed along and read some of our dear friend’s predictions. Funny, it seemed a bit familiar. And I have difficult understanding how, if New York and the surrounding area is on fire, there are going to be looters in Times Square. Are they immune to fire? Alas, I digress. I did a quick search (I refuse to “google it”) on Mr. Wilkerson to see what was up. Seems like there are just as many nutjobs who are diabolically opposed to him. Here was one of the best. In case you don’t feel like reading the whole article:

His past history is that hes been a tremondous predictor of major market bottoms.

The Chrisitan Church is these days as infested with Satanist as the Jewish Church with its Talmudic Rabbis. The Masons are satanic Cult at the highest levels, and their secret ceromonies are conducted in Hebrew. The Mason imagery and symbology comes from the J-wish Kaballah, or corrupted Judiasm’s satanic texts.

The Mullahs are all corrupt, or they would not be preaching anything except Christ Risen.

Nothing like a couple of fanatics to put a smile on my face.

November 4, 2008

2008 SEMA Show

Filed under: News — Tags: — The Deranged One @ 12:21 pm

To get your minds off the elections, here are some new Jeep parts from the 2008 SEMA Show.

September 10, 2008

Dumpster Muffin and Other Idiots

Filed under: California,Humor,News — Tags: — The Deranged One @ 2:13 am

I don’t think I’ve been able to watch the news once in the last year and a half without hearing about the fools in the trees at UC Berkeley. The university wants to build an athletic training center next to Memorial Stadium. In the midst of the planned center is (well, as of this writing, all of the trees except for two have been cut down) a grove of trees; the majority of which were planted as landscaping in 1923 after the stadium was built. In any event, this outraged the dregs of society who apparently don’t have any responsibilities (read jobs) who decided to climb into the trees to save them. There they stayed since December 2006. And occupying my news. Until today.

As most things in Berkeley go, the tree sitting trespassers and their ground-based supporters have provided ample entertainment. Zachary RunningWolf started it all. Though I don’t know him personally and hope that I never do, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that this fucktard will always be a drain on society. Next up is my beloved Dumpster Muffin. With a name like that, how can you not smile? Or snicker? Take a gander and tell me what you think.

If only she would’ve fallen out of the tree. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against a good protest. But when you toss buckets of your piss and shit out of the tree at the police, you don’t have a thing coming except perhaps a boot to the side of the head.

Anyway, after several lawsuits, more inflammatory actions by the delusional Berkeley city council and numerous arrests, the trees were cut down and today, the last of the protesters came out of the trees. I can have my news back. The urchins can crawl back under whatever rock they came from. The university can build their center.

But how am I going to keep up to date on the activities or RunningWolf (I suspect that’s not really his name and I suspect he’s not really Indian)? I had a good laugh when I read on his website that he’s the “leader for the 85,000 Native Americans in the Bay Area, which is the largest native community in the United States except for Oklahoma City.” I invite him to come on back to Diné with me. There are a few more people than 85,000. What will become of Dumpster Muffin? Will she be deloused, receive electroshock therapy and go to work as, oh maybe an investment banker? Oh the possibilities.

September 2, 2008

KPFA – The Police State

Filed under: California,Humor,News — Tags: , , — The Deranged One @ 1:02 am

KPFA has been around since 1949. It was started by an anarchist pacifist in our beloved Berkeley, CA. I’m sure you can see where this one’s going. It has a pretty strong signal throughout Northern California, you can listen to it on this newfangled internet and, if some of it’s programming is carried on the Pacifica Network so you can hear the shows which are carried on some of the NPR stations. What does all of this have to do with anything? Not much. Other than the Berkeley angle.

Not much comes out of Berkeley that is relevant to the rest of civilization. Occasionally, I get a chuckle out of their stupidity. I did have a pretty good laugh about the Berkeley city council’s brilliant decision to allow a bunch of out of touch nutjobs with too much time on their hands to completely disrupt a business district whilst protesting in front of a Marine Corp recruiting station. Well, I didn’t laugh at the Marines or the unfortunate business owners who had to endure the drama orchestrated by the treasonous council. I laughed at said traitors who tripped over themselves backpedaling when they realized they how foolish they looked.

But the latest from KPFA puts a smile on my face. There was drama there in the late 1990′s because somebody or other felt that Pacifica and KPFA were becoming too mainstream. Essentially, that’s what it came down to. There were protests, firings, arrests, etc. 10 years later, does anybody remember or care? I don’t. And normally, I don’t pay too much attention to anything related to KPFA until I saw this little tidbit in the paper.

In case you have no desire to read the entire article, allow me to summarize. There was a black woman (that doesn’t seem to have any bearing on the story until “Minister of Information” is quoted as saying, “The station reports on police terrorism. Police should not have been called to deal with a black woman”) who was a volunteer at the station. She wasn’t wanted there anymore and there’s some question as to whether she was told she was unwanted. Either way, management told her to leave. She didn’t. They called the police and when officers arrived, she started acting a fool. When they tried to remove her, she punched and bit the officers. Personally, if you bite me, you’d better have a very good dental plan because I’ll kick your teeth down your throat. Regardless, she went to jail. And now the bellyachers at KPFA are doing their thing. Here are a couple of highlights:

In an e-mail two days after the incident, interim General Manager Lemlem Rigio said Foster had been banned and called a staff meeting to discuss what had happened.

“It is important for you to know that the Berkeley Police acted independent of direction from KPFA,” Rigio wrote. “We are extremely concerned about this incident and are deeply committed to hearing your important comments and feedback.”

I wasn’t aware that KPFA directed the police. You call the police and tell them you want somebody gone, then when they start fighting the officers, you call time out? Right.

Dan Siegel, an attorney for Pacifica Radio, said management felt afraid when Foster refused to leave.

“Everyone is appalled at what occurred, but I’m not sure I would blame the person who called the police,” he said. “Our staff people have the right to work in a safe environment.

“It does seem that the big number of armed police officers could have escalated the situation.”

The police escalated the situation? No, I think the idiot who started punching and biting escalated the situation.

No end in sight to the funny stuff oozing from Berkeley like shit from a broken sewer pipe.

August 9, 2008

Cindy Sheehan vs. Nancy Pelosi

Filed under: California,News,Politics — Tags: , — The Deranged One @ 11:51 pm

Well, I just read in the San Francisco Chronicle that Cindy Sheehan is going to challenge Nancy Pelosi for her Congressional seat because Pelosi won’t impeach President Bush. Yawn.

While I’m sure this will make certain people excited, it doesn’t do much for me. Single issue candidates typically crash and burn after the novelty wears off. Plus, it’s San Francisco. Does anybody anywhere else in the country (other than Berkeley) give two shits either way about anything that happens in SF?

I’ve tried to figure out Sheehan. There is quite a bit on the internet, but who knows what’s truth and what’s fiction. The plethora of photos depicting her embracing Hugo Chavez appear to be genuine. Hmm, do we have an attention whore in our midst? How do you go from mourning the loss of your son to embracing Fidel’s little protege? Screw it, it doesn’t really matter. The best thing we can hope for is that Ms. Sheehan causes enough distraction that she causes that trainwreck Pelosi to get voted out and for Sheehan to lose with the majority of the vote going to the Republican candidate. That would make for an entertaining outcome.

November 20, 2007

Jeep Sweepstakes Benefits Injured Military Personnel

Filed under: News — The Deranged One @ 12:07 pm

Okay, since it looks like I’ve been neglecting the site, here’s a worthwhile tidbit….

The Arkansas Crawlers 4×4 Club is donating a 2007 Jeep JK Wrangler in a sweepstakes to benefit wounded veterans. The Jeep was built for the 2007 SEMA Show and is valued at over $80,000.

Visit Jeep Horizons for more information.

October 17, 2007

Dental Massage

Filed under: California,News,Society — The Deranged One @ 10:15 am

Dr. Mark Anderson, 48, is a dentist in Woodland, California. Apparently, he’s discovered a new treatment for temporal mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, a jaw condition that causes neck and head pain. Unfortunately, it only works on female patients. And Dr. Anderson’s treatment got him arrested.

It seems the good doctor would allegedly reach under his female patients’ shirts and bras to “manipulate” their breasts while treating them. So far, 26 patients have come forward reporting they were on the receiving end of Dr. Anderson’s “treatments.”

Dr. Anderson was arrested for sexual battery and it looks like his license has been suspended. What strikes me as odd, however, is this little blurb that appeared in the Sacramento Bee:

Another woman, now 31, told police that Anderson reached under her shirt on at least six occasions during a two-year period. The woman said she began “wearing very tight shirts that had high neck lines and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra,” according to a police report.

Six times??? Was she so naive that she didn’t figure out after the first groping that something was amiss? She didn’t wonder why Dr. Anderson would put on the Barry White, turn down the lights and bust out the candles that this wasn’t just any dental exam? Hell, maybe that atmosphere overpowered her senses.

I can just see her referring her friends to Dr. Anderson. “Oh girlfriend, you need to see Dr. Anderson. He has those scented oils and damn, his hands are soft. You’ll forget all about your TMJ.”

Heck, Dr. Anderson allegedly went so far as to compliment a patient on her breast implants before grabbing on.

We shall see what Dr. Anderson’s future holds for him. I hope his patients can find another dentist who doesn’t find it necessary to act like a horny teenager after the prom. But I wonder if we’ll soon be hearing about his treatment for cavities. Heaven help us.

October 4, 2007

A Civics Lesson To Remember

Filed under: News,Politics — The Deranged One @ 2:05 am

It doesn’t get any better than this.

NORWALK, Ohio (AP) — A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.

State Rep. Matthew Barrett was giving a civics lesson Tuesday when he inserted a data memory stick into the school computer and the projected image of a topless woman appeared instead of the graphics presentation he had downloaded.

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The legislator said he finished his lecture using printouts and then met with the school’s principal and technology staff, who examined the stick. He said the school’s technology director determined the stick had a directory of nude images in addition to Barrett’s presentation on civics lessons.

“I have no idea where these came from,” the Democrat said.

Barrett said the data memory stick was a gift he received about three weeks ago from a legislative liaison from the state Library of Ohio.

So how come my civics classes were never this exciting? It has been quite a while since I was in high school, but I certainly don’t remember any T&A during the lectures. Still, a nude woman probably has a lot more to do with how our laws are passed than any of the BS I had shoveled down my throat those many years ago. Kudos to you, Rep. Barrett for keeping it real. Now let’s see if your weak excuse that you “have no idea where these came from” holds up.

Feel free to read the whole article.

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