Deranged Mind

October 17, 2007

Dental Massage

Filed under: California,News,Society — The Deranged One @ 10:15 am

Dr. Mark Anderson, 48, is a dentist in Woodland, California. Apparently, he’s discovered a new treatment for temporal mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, a jaw condition that causes neck and head pain. Unfortunately, it only works on female patients. And Dr. Anderson’s treatment got him arrested.

It seems the good doctor would allegedly reach under his female patients’ shirts and bras to “manipulate” their breasts while treating them. So far, 26 patients have come forward reporting they were on the receiving end of Dr. Anderson’s “treatments.”

Dr. Anderson was arrested for sexual battery and it looks like his license has been suspended. What strikes me as odd, however, is this little blurb that appeared in the Sacramento Bee:

Another woman, now 31, told police that Anderson reached under her shirt on at least six occasions during a two-year period. The woman said she began “wearing very tight shirts that had high neck lines and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra,” according to a police report.

Six times??? Was she so naive that she didn’t figure out after the first groping that something was amiss? She didn’t wonder why Dr. Anderson would put on the Barry White, turn down the lights and bust out the candles that this wasn’t just any dental exam? Hell, maybe that atmosphere overpowered her senses.

I can just see her referring her friends to Dr. Anderson. “Oh girlfriend, you need to see Dr. Anderson. He has those scented oils and damn, his hands are soft. You’ll forget all about your TMJ.”

Heck, Dr. Anderson allegedly went so far as to compliment a patient on her breast implants before grabbing on.

We shall see what Dr. Anderson’s future holds for him. I hope his patients can find another dentist who doesn’t find it necessary to act like a horny teenager after the prom. But I wonder if we’ll soon be hearing about his treatment for cavities. Heaven help us.

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  1. [...] the idiot (Dr. Mark Anderson of Woodland, CA) who performed very thorough breast exams while practicing his dentistry? Well, he didn’t help [...]

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