Deranged Mind

September 26, 2007

Genital Origami

Filed under: Humor,internet,website — The Deranged One @ 10:57 am

A friend (you know who you are, you sick bastard) emailed me a link to an interesting site. Dick Tricks. For whatever reason, I clicked on the link. It’s a bunch of drawings of people contorting up their genitals into random shit. I’m sure somewhere, there’s somebody who would be offended by it. My personal favorite is the torch. Anyway, it made me wonder what the hell is wrong with people.

How did somebody find the time to devote to this project? (Dick Tricks, not this blog, you smart ass.) Is their life really that boring that they sit around contorting themselves into an odd shapes? Hell with the television, I’m going to see if I can wrap my tallywacker up into a new and exciting shape, then draw a picture of it, name it something cool and post it on the internet for the world to see. Dude, you need to get out of your mom’s basement more often.

Then I found something on the site which really disturbed me – there’s going to be a book. Dear God. Worse yet, I found a little blurb on the Amazon page that it’s a rip off. There’s another already published book called Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Art of Genital Origami. Hell, there’s even a DVD. Props for the creative title.

The whole thing makes me a little squeamish. If you have so much time on your hands (so to speak) that you can spend hours bending yourself into unnatural positions, you need to get out of the house more often. Go for a walk, wash the car, seek help! And please wash your hands after performing your genital origami. God knows, I’m going to worry the next time I shake somebody’s hand that they’ve been twisting their tool up into the Loch Ness Monster. And that’s all I have to say about that.

3 Comments »

  1. You think the book is bad My Wife went to the play.
    Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Art of Genital Origami

    Then she came home and said “Hey we should try this.”
    Of course I thought hell NO. Im not going to lay there and let you bend my Junk into different objects just because you thought it was cool. Certain things should not be tested nor atempted when its not yours to bend.

    Hell if you want to bend some pipe, buy me a pipe bender and we can both play in the garage making things for my Jeep. =)

    Comment by kizer — September 26, 2007 @ 11:54 am

  2. There’s a play? Dear God, I think I’m going to crawl back under my rock. Good call on the pipe bender though.

    Comment by The Deranged One — September 27, 2007 @ 1:47 am

  3. [...] like a pretzel. So here ya go all you sick-o’s, read it again and learn where you can go to bend your pipe. [...]

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